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Hey all! Just wanted to remind you that our sale ends today; $30/year, $3/month, 40% off like the subhead tells you. Do not disappoint the kitty! She wants cat food, or she will become…angry.
And hey, to celebrate the collapse of twitter, the substack sale, and the 4th, I’ve included a poem about our founding fellas for subscribers. First stanza!
There’s a great pale beetle in the brain of James Madison.
It crawls through his buttocks onto the cheese plate of Benjamin Franklin.
Cheese bounces like rubber upon the fiery honor of Alexander Hamilton.
The narrative journey wears the green plaid socks of George Washington.
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