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50% off yearly subscriptions through 5/5!
Just $25 for the year. Help me get to 150 subscriptions!
Subscriptions have flatlined juusssst shy of 150. So I thought Iโd do a sale. Everyone likes sales, right? They are as lovable as a box full of kitten!
Like it says on the button, you get 50% off on annual subscriptions; so thatโs just $25 for the year! That gives you articles just about every day, access to my Star Trek TOS rewatch posts, my ongoing series on best horror films, commenting abilityโฆplus! Helping me get to 150 (and maybe 200!?)
The offer is good through 5/5, so this is the moment!
Image: Kitty suddenly realizing this is the moment!
50% off yearly subscriptions through 5/5!
So Substack Sucks. Substack SEARCH sucks balls. First of all: I'm a subscriber at your earlier full price sale and I'm all oh now it's half the price but that's okay. Secondly, didn't you this amazing heartfelt confession about your teen-years bonding with the music of Billy Joel and Allentown et al. If that wasn't you, no harm; no foul. If that WAS you: where are the hashtags? Where are the simple keyword searches? The Revolution will NOT be SEO'd!
Oh, such a sucker for a sale. Now I can officially disagree with you from time to time. ๐๐