Kitty Says, "Order Noah's Chapbook!"
Send me $5, I will send you "Send $19.99 for Supplements and Freedom"
Hey all! As I sometimes do, I am reminding you that I am a poet with poet books you can buy and put next to your cats!
The book is “Send $19.99 for Supplements and Freedom”; it was released in 2023 from above/ground press and I still have copies! Send me $5 by papal and email me your address to myname at gmail and I will send you a chapbook, whoosh!
There’s a giant collage double sestina made of manly texts (mostly Jordan Peterson), and a pantoum from Joe Rogan transcripts, and graphs and charts and a statement of purpose and who knows what else! Here’s a sample of that Joe Rogan pantoum.
Imagine capitalism with good ethics
rejected by a girl that you're in love with
and what takes away their agency is the beautiful thing about business.
You learn what makes you laugh, what makes you homosexual
rejected by a girl that you're in love with,
so fucking defiant and transgressive, akin to an inconsistent parent,
you learn what makes you laugh, what makes you homosexual
when biological women are the ones who are the victims of big tech.
So fucking defiant and transgressive, akin to an inconsistent parent,
the vacuum and the blindspot and the Hunter Biden laptop,
when biological women are the ones who are the victims of big tech.
I understand the weird ritual greenhouse effect,
Buy it and read much more like that and support my poetry and help feed the kitty!
Or, you know, if you’re a paid subscriber (or become a subscriber!) and want a copy…you can ask and I’ll probably send one over as a perk. I’m easy.