Spamtoum Is Still Available!

Partake of spammy goodness!

Last year above/ground press published a chapbook of mine called SPAMTOUM. It is one long pantoum using text collaged (mostly) from my email spam folders.

I’ve still got some copies available, so…consider buying one! Send me $6 and I will whoosh it out to you (I’ll email you for your address.) Or! Buy an annual subscription ($50/year) and I’ll throw it in as a bonus.

Here’s the very beginning of the poem to give you an idea of what it means to spam the toum.

Spamtoum

We are a fragile and fragmented society of therapist/activists.
We move, travel, and explore your $5 more than ever.
I wouldn’t email you if I wasn’t F*%$ING TERRIFIED
is a download code for plenty of fish.

We move, travel, and explore your $5 more than ever;
step one: a giant cup of vegan coffee and an unconquered future
download code for plenty of fish.
A national day of racial healing for a visionary Chicago entrepreneur

is step one, a giant cup of vegan coffee. And an unconquered future
of product innovation awards. This isn’t a legal record,
nor a national day of racial healing for a visionary Chicago entrepreneur.
I am grateful to have your update by my side

with product innovation awards and legal records.
The persuaders: property developers who became bodybuilding stars
and are grateful to have your update by their side.
AI-driven Goldilocksing teamwork makes the dream work…

And it goes on like that for a whole chapbook! Addictive! Annoying! How can you resist the lure of Spamtoum!!!!????

Order now, as they say in the spam!