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Poseur's avatar

I haven't read Spin's list because... why bother, but man... 1985 was a stacked year. 1984 tends to get the plaudits, but just a few things missing your list are:

Into the Groove by Madonna

Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves (the best one-hit wonder of the 80s)

Radio by LL Cool J

Marlene on the Wall by Susanne Vega

As well as great old white guy songs:

Don't Come Around No More by Tom Petty

Here Comes a Regular by the Replacements

Driver 8 by REM

Small Town by John Mellencamp

Brothers in Arms by Dire Straits

Damn. And that's ignoring everything in metal and punk going on.

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Noah Berlatsky's avatar

The last thing I took off the list I think was Foetus...fwiw. (also Jesus and Mary Chain...)

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NickS (WA)'s avatar

That's a great post. As you say, the list itself is never going to be complete, but you make the argument for why it's worth caring about lists like that.

Having said that, I feel the need to mention two other possibilities.

The number one hill I would die on is that the Pogues cover of "And The Band Played Waltzing Matilda" is an all-time great. The original, by Eric Bogle, is good, and the Pogues make it so much stronger.

"Swinging Party" is my favorite song off "Tim" and one of my favorite songs of the 80s.

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Noah Berlatsky's avatar

I thought about the pities! There’s only so much space alas…

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NickS (WA)'s avatar

That's a funny auto-correct. . .

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Noah Berlatsky's avatar

Good grief

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Lisa Bee's avatar

Nice list! (I can’t believe Spin didn’t include “Raspberry Beret” on their list. That’s nonsensical.) Although, I kind of love everything Billy Joel put out around then. Including “You’re Only Human” lol.

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Noah Berlatsky's avatar

noooo! say it isn't so!

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Lisa Bee's avatar

I can’t help it. I love me some 80s Billy Joel.

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Karin's avatar

Thanks, those were some fun videos and great listens. I've got that Soweto LP btw, it's fire!

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Joanne's avatar

Sade - excellent choice!! My granddaughter just discovered her music last year and adores her.

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Noah Berlatsky's avatar

oh cool!

Sade still sounds very up to date' she's a pretty big influence on contemporary R&B I think.

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The Price of it All's avatar

Hi Noah, is there another platform we can give you monthly subscription money on? Frankly I'd mail cash every month if need be, but I can't in good faith give substack any more % of any subs after today. Thank you.

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Noah Berlatsky's avatar

Sure; I'm still on Patreon, so that's a good place to contribute if you'd prefer. It's basically the same content, just over there instead of over here.

https://www.patreon.com/c/noahberlatsky

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The Price of it All's avatar

Thank you!! Just subbed <3

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Stephen Robinson's avatar

The BTTF reference reminds me again that Michael J. Fox and Eddie Murphy were born in the same year (1961). It would have been a far different film if a Black Marty goes back to 1955.

The circular logic of Marty “inspiring” Chuck Berry would of course have worked a lot better if Marty were Black himself. But obviously this would’ve been a far different movie.

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Noah Berlatsky's avatar

Back to the Future I think would kind of snuff itself out in a time paradox if it weren't about a white cishet guy. It's whole reason for existing is reinscribing white male gender roles, which makes it hard to imagine what it would be like if it were not doing that.

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Lucius's avatar

I never actually listened to leper messiah, and I'm retroactively angry at myself for that. It's exactly my kind of middle finger at the church vibe.

Just makes what the band turned into thatuchore tragic/annoying.

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Noah Berlatsky's avatar

It's a long, bitter decline after Chris Burton dies...

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Lucius's avatar

I mean…there's a reason I only listen to/like the stuff they made when he was still alive. Though I think that goes for most people.

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Noah Berlatsky's avatar

the EP just after his death is maybe my favorite thing of theirs. after that...

most people love the post Chris stuff though! they got much more popular after he died.

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The Crazy Cat Lady Writes's avatar

LOVE MY KATE!

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mermcoelho's avatar

Noah I love your list! I was 14 in 1985, and you nailed it! Prince was a god! Thank you for this list. I’ll be listening all day.

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Robert Spottswood, M.A.'s avatar

Wow, music, films, and books… You seem to be able to write intricately and accurately about all of them. A human encyclopedia, from the most famous items to the arcane.

What’s the secret? All I’m sure of is that it was not majoring in physics…

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Noah Berlatsky's avatar

I'm interested in a lot of things! not everything though...video games and sports are two big areas I know nothing about...

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Robert Spottswood, M.A.'s avatar

Poetry professor Claudia Rankin observed that the two favorite past times in the United States are sports and forgetting.

Looks like you are golden there.

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