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If you read one thing by me this week read:
Chicago low-wage workers file sexual harassment charges against employers. (Prism)
Politics
Israel doesn’t have a plan beyond killing. (EIH)
Tim Scott’s run made sense. It’s just that only Trump can win. (Independent)
Republicans want to throw tantrums, not govern. (Public Notice)
Americans hate the economy, Americans love the economy. (EIH)
Cultural Criticism
Dream Scenario is about how we’re stuck with other people. (CNN)
When George Bailey looks in the mirror, does he see Patrick Bateman? (EIH)
On Christian music for Jewish souls. (EIH)
Bottoms queers the teen raunch com, within limits. (EIH)
Poetry
Sunset poem. (Five Fleas)
Sunset; what to say?
The neon flashes brighter.
Tacos now, and nothing else.
A repetitive procrastination poem. (Synchronized Chaos)
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