Everything Is Horrible

Everything Is Horrible

This Week's Writing 4/18/26

Rilke! Guard cat! and everything else I published this week.

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Apr 18, 2026
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adorable close up of calico looking up with big eyes; there are plugs next to him on a purple rug

Fierce kitten guarding power outlets says, “week done!”

Why is he guarding power outlets? I don’t know cats are mysterious.

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Here’s what I published this week.

Politics

We lost the war with Iran. (Public Notice)

Orban concedes; the GOP often does too. (EIH)

Why Swalwell but not Trump? (EIH)

The twilight of Chuck Schumer (EIH)

Cultural criticism

Critic Megan O’Grady writes about art as a reason for being alive. (Observer.com)

Send Help and the joy of power reversals. (EIH)

Poetry

A translation/adaptation of a Rilke sonnet. (Synchronized Chaos)

Archaic Torso of Apollo

After Rilke

He has no head. He has no eyes
to pin us with his godhead. But his torso
is itself a gaze in which there grows
from inside, like a covered lamp, a fire.

Without that rising surge, divinity
would not ravish you, nor would a lip
trace the gentle curve of thigh and hip
to the shadowed center of fertility.

Without it, the stone would seem a broken thing,
chipped, cracked, dead, a stone,
and would not glisten like a wolf’s dark mane,

and would not from its remnants blaze and singe
you like a god. Of all its parts, there is not one
that does not see you. Your life must change.

From the archives

Peacemaker vs. the Boys

Noah Berlatsky
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July 10, 2025
Peacemaker vs. the Boys

Superheroes are muscle-y ubermen who solve their problems by grabbing hold of them and punching them through a wall. The ideal manly man is a hyperbolically violent dude bristling with physical chiseled perfection and a swaggering smile. Superheroes are toxic masculinity on steroids, and/or rocketed from Krypton.

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