Everything Is Horrible

Everything Is Horrible

This Week's Writing 8/1/26

A new chapbook by me!

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Noah Berlatsky
Aug 01, 2026
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white floof sitting up in front of white door; looking over her shoulder

Like the subhead says, I have a new chapbook out this week! It’s called Summaries Are Positive On Some Level from sider0xylon press. Here’s a sample:

1.
Mom’s diet
turned on my famine genes
and set a timer
when I went to the bathroom. My
chromosomes, sensing
their own intuitive
repulsion were being
knit in her
womb called the
adaptive unconscious.

And here is a list of my source material:

Gary John Bishop, Unf*ck Yourself: Get Out of Your Head and Into Your Life, HarperCollins, 2017.
John Boyne, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, David Fickling Books, 2006.
Camille Fournier, The Manager’s Path: A Guide to Tech Leaders Navigating Growth and Change, O’Reilly Media, 2017.
Thomas Friedman, Thank You for Being Late: An Optimist’s Guide to Thriving in the Age of Acceleration, Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2016.
Malcolm Gladwell, Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking, Back Bay Books, 2005.
Sara Gottfried, Younger: A Breakthrough Program to Reset Your Genes, Reverse Aging, and Turn Back the Clock Ten Years, Ebury Publishing, 2017.
Tim LeHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins, Left Behind: A Novel of the Earth’s Last Days, Tyndale House Publishers, 1995.
Ashlee Vance, Elon Musk: Tesla, SpaceX, and the Quest for a Fantastic Future, HarperCollins, 2015.
J.D. Vance, Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir of a Family and Culture In Crisis, Harper Press, 2016.
Marianne Williamson, A Course in Weight Loss: 21 Spiritual Lessons for Surrendering Your Weight Forever, Hay House, 2010.

It’s $10; there are only 50 copies, so get them quick! Don’t everyone push at once!

Okay, here’s what else I published this week.

Politics

Trump, the Saudi deal, and government by whim and meme. (Public Notice)

Americans working themselves into the ground in the age of Trump. (ipaper)

McConnell conspiracy theories are doomer nonsense. (EIH)

The virtues of performing progressivism. (EIH)

Cultural Criticism

The sublime, surreal nonsense of poet Jason Heroux. (FullStop)

The 87th precinct novels and 70 years of police misogyny. (EIH)

Men topping from the bottom in I Want Your Sex. (EIH)

Jewish self-hatred as antisemitic trope in The Believer. (EIH)

Valley Girl is, like, vapid. (EIH)

Poetry

A new chapbook of collage gibberish! Summaries Are Positive On Some Level. Buy it today! (sider0xylon Press)

Collage poem made of lines from poet Tom Raworth and comics writer Brian Bendis. (Ranger)

Timely effusion. (Five Fleas)

Mitch

Your
obstructions
are being
obstructed
to death.

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