Everything Is Horrible

Everything Is Horrible

This Week's Writing 8/15/26

Politics, culture, and cat poems.

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Noah Berlatsky
Aug 15, 2026
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Another week staggers to a close. This is what I published.

Politics

Trump can’t lie his way out of a missile shortage. (Public Notice)

Ross Douthat knows the fascists are on his side. (EIH)

Cultural criticism

Young George Washington gives us a Founding Father for MAGA. (Religion Dispatches)

Rock music is defined by whiteness. (EIH)

Stephen Wilson Jr makes country for fathers and sons, not bros. (Chicago Reader)

The End of Oak Street is a 1980s exercise with dinosaurs. (Splice Today)

Over Your Dead Body doesn’t quite go for the jugular. (EIH)

Sabrina (1954) is great, except for the guy. (EIH)

In The Loop and bureaucratic, nonideological war. (EIH)

Poetry

Put it in the paper. (dadakuku)

Explosive Headline

The good news is White Queen diarrhea cures politics.
Better news is unitary exec Kaopectate tweaks polling karaoke.
Caucacity . . . Caucacity . . .

Hard hitting poem from the front lines. (Five Fleas)

Big Choices

Will the cat
sit on my lap?

yes
no

no
yes

yes and no and
?

There’s a lot of indecision
in a cat.

Poetry and math. (Five Fleas)

Cat Story Problem

Shave the cat.
From the fur make another cat.
The cat eats the fur.
The cat coughs it up.
The cat eats the hairball.
How many cats do you have?
One cat around all the cats.
You have to shave it to find out.

From the archive

Not Horseshoe Theory. Tentacle Theory.

Noah Berlatsky
·
April 4, 2023
Not Horseshoe Theory. Tentacle Theory.

This piece ran originally at the much-lamented Pacific Standard in 2018. I think it’s still an important point, so thought I’d re-up it.

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