Everything Is Horrible

Everything Is Horrible

This Week’s Writing 9/5/26

Dolly, Dems in array, dog looking at you

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Noah Berlatsky
Sep 05, 2026
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Here’s what I published this week.

Politics

Democrats in array. (Public Notice)

Jon Ossoff is the centrist who has figured out how to unite the party. (The I Paper)

Dolly Parton was political but not partisan. (EIH)

Cultural criticism

A guide to fun with algorithms and uncreative writing. (EIH)

Homme fatale vs. femme fatale in Born To Kill. (Splice Today)

Billy Strings mourns his mother on his great new album. (No Depression)

Backrooms is put together wrong, which is a good thing. (EIH)

The nutty Jewish professor. (EIH)

Poetry

100 lyrics that start with “We’re all”. (EIH)

Tribute to our time. (Oddball)

America

America was walking down the street minding America’s own business
when America came out of an unmarked van in a mask
and threw America on the ground, pepper-sprayed America in the face,
zip-tied America and shipped America off to a holding facility
where America was denied medical care, spit on, and sexually assaulted
by America.

None of that is true. It wasn’t America.
It was just people.

Tribute to hero economist. (dadakuku)

Free to Choose

Paranormal infodumpsters sashay
like liberal Zionism. Please unbutton your oafish
millennium and bend towards the arc of
Milton Friedman.

Tribute to summer. (Synchronized Chaos)

The Eternal Question

Bug bite
or zit?

From the archive

Don't Worry, Barbie

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August 7, 2023
Don't Worry, Barbie

One of the new wave of female directors collaborates with a blonde, celebrated A-list performer to create an odd feminist parable about a perfect retro-50s female, fantasyland. Which it turns out, is not so perfect after all.

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Track of the week

Great early crip post punk by a disabled artist who was censored by the BBC.

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